Joshua
ITTY BITTY BABY BOAT

Kyla
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Joshua
HAAEBEB IT!

Kyla
TWINKIE HOUSE!!

Joshua
lul, your great D

everyone else just freaks out

Kyla
xDD

Joshua
i'm proud of you son!

Kyla
thank you papa!

Joshua
sheds a tear

FUCK THE FUCKING... BOLD

Kyla
xDD

Joshua
now i'm texting people that.

like i said, they jsut freak out.

Kyla
really? geez

Joshua
yep

Joshua
then i was all like

Kyla
o.o

Joshua
lul

Joshua
i'm afraid i'm pregnat, son.

Kyla
papa, no! (wut? xD)

Joshua
how do you feel about having a baby bucket as a brother or sister?

Kyla
can I abuse my authority over them?

Joshua
sure can, you tell them who's the boss.

Kyla
yaay!

Joshua
but you also got to be responsible and show him/her the way of the streets.

Kyla
fiiine, it's a good thing I know my way around the 'hood, yo. straight up.

Joshua
lul, settle your blackness till the baby pops out of my ass.

Kyla
it will be a joyous day

Joshua
and all the animals shall come to the celebration

Kyla
and songs will be sung. 8I

Joshua
and America will shed a tear.

ah yes.

i can see it now...

isn't it beautiful, son?

Kyla
I am traumatized for loife.

Joshua
as it pops out of my ass, the children will watch, questions will be answered...

it will be a day in history for everyone to remember!

Kyla
right next to Blood Sunday and The Seven Years War...

Joshua
and we shall tour the world

showing eveyone, a person is a person, no matter how plastic!!

Kyla
yay!

Joshua
i'm keeping this.
_________
and so i did.

Kyla = ~Basuki